Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
pathofadreamer: Was the idea of Spring Fever Tour to make all the people who can’t go there sad
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rocker310: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil. it was a mechanical pencil You may...
snow-white-sweety: 538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless how the fuck do you remember your url
folie-a-killjoy: kim kardashian wants to name her child easton. EASTon. please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST. DONT YOU GET IT EASTON WEST EAST AND WEST WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN
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princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other
no-common-sense: forever-pretty-awkward: wordsgonesilent: and-rohan-will-answer: scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. you piece of shit. You just broke the English language. But then again, “read” doesn’t rhyme with “lead”
rabioheab: rabioheab: i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
jacksfavouritetshirt: if you yell at me or use a serious tone of voice around me i will get really nervous and scared and there’s a 99% chance i will start crying
sociopathsanonymous: keithjacks: lilmisssunshinee: stfunithingas: Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and excluding another...
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10moonymhrivertam: bcperfect: maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet ….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
snokoplasmed: MY TEACHER MARKED THE FANFICTION I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IN MY BOOK -MY -TEACHER -MARKED -MY -GAY -KISS SCENE AND LEFT ONE SINGLE COMMENT OKAY. ONE COMMENT. ‘good description’
yoshi-aleida: alongwiththepeople: ...